KISS fans and fans of Gene Simmons’ reality show Family Jewels may recall how Shannon Tweed forced Gene to burn his entire collection of nude Poloroids. This collection spanned more than 30 years of conquests and supposedly included everyone from Diana Ross and Cher to your mom and your Aunt Sylvia. Over The Top Metal News has learned that just this past week Gene Simmons found a hidden compartment located in the snack pantry containing boxes and boxes of Polaroids of penises.
“Shannon was out of town and I was looking for a snack in the pantry. Shannon forgot to get me some Popsicles as you know they’re my favorite treat. If you eat those you will never do drugs or anything. Anyways, I was out of them so I looked in the pantry and I saw what looked like a secret door. I opened it up and there were three boxes in there. I was shocked to open them up and find that they contained Polaroids of nothing but dicks. Dicks! Can you believe it? I was speechless. Why would she do this to me especially after she made me burn all of mine?”
Among the collection were photos of Bruce Boxleitner, Bill Cosby, Doc McGhee, and non other than Gene’s bandmate and long time partner in crime, Paul Stanley. When asked to comment on this Paul tweeted, “Gene has nothing to worry about because after all, he’s the biggest dick of them all. Chill. #livetowin”
We reached out to Shannon Tweed for a comment to which she replied, “Over The Top Metal News? Who the fuck are you? I only talk to TMZ.”