Vermont senator and presidential hopeful Bernie Sanders has announced that he his throwing his name in as an endorser of Venom, INC proclaiming them to be the REAL Venom.
“Cronos needs to just get over himself! He thinks that by going out there and performing all of that shitty later era Venom and a shitty encore of “Black Metal” gives him the right to call it Venom? He is sadly, sadly mistaken. Nothing chaps my hide more. Venom, INC is out there playing the real stuff. The minute I heard them do “The Seven Gates of Hell’ I knew that without a doubt that Venom Inc is the REAL Venom. Cronos, you better get off the pot.”
Sanders also made another surprise announcement.
“If I win the presidential race, Venom Inc will be the headlining performer at my inauguration. I couldn’t think of a more suiting band to celebrate my victory with and to all my haters, WELCOME TO HELL!”