Earlier this week it was announced that former Skid Row singer/Original Voice of Skid Row Sebastian Bach is delaying the release of his memoir entitled 18 And Life On Skid Row. There were no details released as to why the announced 600 page book was delayed. Rumors circulated that he was holding out for a forward to be written for him by Andrew Lloyd Webber but it turned out that Webber had no fucking clue who he was saying, “I thought Sebastian Bach was long dead. Why would anyone think he was still alive?” When told he was the former singer for Skid Row who did Jeckyl and Hyde, he laughed hysterically and said “Fuck no.”
Over the Top Metal News heard from an inside source at Bach’s publishing company that he decided to change the format of his book to a full on 600 page coloring book. In a leaked e-mail to his publicist, Bach exclaimed, “There are just so too many words that I have to use in this book. I mean, how many fucking times can I say “fuck” and “mother truckers”? Fuck all these fucking words. Let’s give my fans a coloring book. The mother truckers are going to fucking love this fucking shit, man! Right on down!”
Over the Top Metal News moles were also able to obtain a scan of the Bach’s upcoming coloring book:
According to more leaked sources, the coloring book will feature a forward from Axl Rose and feature drawings by Sebastian’s son Paris Bach featuring images of Dave “The Snake” Sabo in an electric chair, Rachel Bolan being eaten by a crocodile at a Disney resort, and all replacement Skid Row vocalists being hung from trees execution style. The book will also come with a free set of coloring pens and an autographed copy of Angel Down since there are so many copies left that nobody bought.
Expect the release date to be announced soon.