Over The Top Metal News is the first to report that due to an IT Security breech at the North Pole, the naughty/nice list of the one and only Santa Clause has been leaked. We obtained a scan of the list and it looks like Sebastian Bach, Scott Ian, and Dave Mustaine are at the top of the naughty list which also includes Five Finger Death Punch, Volbeat, Ghost, and Erik Danielsson of Watain. We reached out to the North Pole and managed to get a hold of someone in the administration who requested to remain anonymous.
The representative said that Bach, Ian, and Mustaine would all be receiving coal because they are “not very nice people and actually, in all honesty, are big dumb assholes.” Erik Danielsson made the naughty list because he pretty much “fucks devil chicks and worships Satan.” When we asked why Ghost and Volbeat had made the list, he stated, “…because they make shitty fucking music and don’t even deserve coal.” When asked why he had such a filthy mouth, the admin person told us, “Go fuck yourselves. You’re getting coal too!” and hung up on us.
Merry Fucking Christmas to you too… asshole.