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Former Immortal Leader Abbath to Cancel All Outdoor Photo/Video Shoots Due to Global Warming


Winter of 2016/2017 has been rough for former Immortal leader, Abbath.  With the lack of snow due to global warming, Abbath has had to cancel all outdoor photo/video shoots.

“This is not a good sign for Abbath”, says Abbath talking in the 3rd person.  “Abbath not happy with no snow.  Snow is the fuel behind the image and attitude and without it, I am just man in leather and corpse paint among living leaves and green foliage.  That shit may work for Slayer but it no work for Abbath.  Abbath angry.”

We tried to explain to Abbath that he would have to leave Florida to find snow ever he just replied, “Abbath don’t go to snow.  Snow come to Abbath.  Hail!”


Abbath in Happier Times