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Pantera & Five Finger Death Punch to Co-Headline The White Trash of the Titans Tour in 2023
A huge announcement last week was made that surviving members of Pantera (vocalist Phil Anselmo and bassist Rex Rocker would be hitting the road as Pantera in 2023. Joining them to fill in the void of deceased brothers Diamond Darrell (guitar) and drummer Vinnie Paul will be Anthrax drummer Charlie Bennante and Ozzy Osbourne guitarist…
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Amon Amarth Fan Chastised for Drinking White Claw from Viking Drinking Horn
Sometimes it’s just hard to live up to the expectations of being a fan of a particular band. Just ask Amon Amarth fan Varg Villiamar. Villiamar (whose real name is Ricky Owens) resides in Butts, Montana and while hanging out and raging with his fellow suburban Vikings found himself being chastised and outed from the…
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Venom Leader Conrad “Cronos” Lant to Perform PRIME EVIL Album In It’s Entirety This Summer
Venom leader Conrad “Cronos” Lant announced today that he will be performing the Venom album Prime Evil in it’s entirety on select festival dates this summer. Over The Top correspondent Sandy Meyasole reach out to Cronos and asked why he would perform a tribute to a Venom album he wasn’t even a part of, he…
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Michael Sweet of Stryper Reveals that He Has Been Saved By Satan
Stryper lead vocalist Michael Sweet revealed to Over the Top Metal News that the rumors are true. Michael Sweet has given into to the more superior ways of the dark lord and denounced God and Christianity for good. “All my life I have believed in this pure, holy, white power. It has guided me in…
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Donald Trump Activates Full-On Yellow and Black Attack by Sending Stryper to the Frontline of Protests/Riots
With the rising number of protests and riots in North America, Donald Trump has been left with no choice than to take the most radical, bold move only Trump could make. In a press conference broadcast exclusively on Periscope, Trump had this to say: “These protesters. The rioters. They are all terrorists and they must…
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Spread of Covid-19 Linked to Dumbass Metal Fans Posting Morbid Angel Videos on Facebook
The CDC announced today that they have been able to trace what it is that has caused the rapid spread of the Covid-19 virus. “We have been able to trace just what has been causing the rapid spread of the Covid-19 virus and it is baffling us. It turns out that a large number…
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Vince Neil is Psyched as Fuck About Bottomless Hot Dogs on Summer Stadium Tour
The big rock tour for Summer 2020 will undoubtedly be the Motley Crue/Def Leppard/Poison/Joan Jett stadium tour. Fans of the band are ecstatic but nobody is more pumped than Vince Neil! “This tour is going to be fucking amazing,” says Neil. “Getting to play all of these baseball stadiums? That means free fucking hot dogs!”…
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Dude Runs Over Plugged In Guitar with His Car to Get That Sweet Tom Morello Sound
Nick Smith, a fledgling guitarist from Lincoln, Nebraska has finally found a way to mimic his favorite guitarist, Tom Morello (Rage Against the Machine/Audioslave/Prophets of Rage.) “I’ve been looking for a way to replicate the sound of my favorite guitar players. To replicate Kerry King of Slayer’s sound, I strapped on my guitar, turned on…
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The Boy Told To “Walk on home” in Pantera’s “Walk” Now Wants to Be Referred to As Successful 40-Something.
In 1992, Pantera released their hit album, Vulgar Display of Power, which also featured one of their biggest, fan favorite songs, “Walk.” At the end of that song, Pantera vocalist Phil Anselmo says, “Walk on home, boy.” Well, after 27 years, the “boy” has come forward and has a message for Anselmo. 45 year old…